Monday Rant on a Thursday

Part One: Why are all of my major assignments, with the exception of two, due the week before spring break. I think teachers congregate in a mass meeting and decide they will assign all the homework to be done at the same time just to give us another hoop to jump through. They'd better not expect any quality work to come out of me the week prior to spring break.

My spring break is working 40 hours a week and finishing more homework, so I guess I can't really call it a break.

On the bight side I received an email today stating that my diploma has been ordered, my name is spelled correctly on the document, and I'm on my way out of this university circus show! YEEEE HAWWW!

I chose not to walk at commencement because undoubtedly I would make some scene as my big hoorah out of academia. It would probably include me flipping the bird to the president...or the English department....I hate them. Instead I will be recovering from my vacation in Vegas.

Commencement or Vegas...ummm VEGAS! I'll offend less with this option.

Part Two: We have these friends and one sister is quite lovely and funny and nice while the other is a phsyco bitch. Their grandmother has gotten extremely ill in a short amount of time. A trip to California to see her is in need.

Sister A, the nice one, books a flight to see her grandmother in a timely manner. Sister B, the bitch, refuses to fly because she can't take her rifle! She wants to drive. Mind you sister B doesn't have a rig and her and her husband have been using sister A's SUV.

SO! Sister B decides to freak out and call sister A a bunch of lovely names and say that she is unreliable because she's choosing an option that makes her leave her gun and survival supplies at home.

CAUTION: WE ARE IN NORTH IDAHO. This caution should put this all in perspective.

Evidently California doesn't have water or food so sister B and her husband are driving to California. Good luck on that drive. Karma's a bitch.