There is something wrong with this guy.
I do not normally partake in the viewing of reality shows such as The Bachelor but because I needed a mind numbing show to take my mind off of school I began watching this debacle a few weeks ago.
Addicting!
These crazy, emotionally raw women shuttling full speed toward a breakdown make some damn good television. The bachelor, Jake, a pretty blond Texan has turned out to not be so smart. There's this girl...Vienna. She also answers to the name Satan spawn. She's 23 and fake.From Florida and a waitress in such establishments as Hooters. This girl happens to be in the final two! The other girl happens to be a God loving Christian from Oregon who has been with one guy, her ex-husband. But he's out of the picture because he slept around. She also talks like Minnie Mouse, not that it really matters but it gets annoying.
Back to Vienna. All the women on the show hated her and relayed the message to Jake. Well, Jake doesn't think with the head on his shoulders and decides to disregard the red flags and keep crazy face around.
Crude vs. Prude
Jake is being stupid. Think with the correct head man! After his questionable choices maybe he deserves to be stuck with a camera hound 23 year old skank.
I'm also betting money that Ali, the girl who left the show with four women to go because her job gave her an ultimatum, is the next bachelorette.
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I also enjoy watching some mindless reality shows every now and then, and while I wouldn't say any of the bachelors/bachelorettes/contestants are going to be joining MENSA any time soon, Jake really takes the cake in being a full-blown moron.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Tenley's voice, Chelsea Handler referred to it as 'baby smurf helium voice' the other day. Accurate, no?