OK, it's been quite some time since I've been on here but with school over, my vacation to Vegas over :(, and me being bored out of my mind I figured I'd come back.
Out of sheer boredom I also signed up for Match.com. Not for serious dating, just joking, mainly to see what kind of creep shows are on there. My reservations were met with this email this morning. It's blog worthy.
This guy asked about my experience living overseas. Seemed platonic enough so I answered with a quick email. This is the response I get. This guy is from Montana, has a doctorate in social work, and has no idea how to pick up women. Men, this is why so many of you are single...
"don't have Internet home saw just now answering email. So how was your weekend? Mine was filled with watching tennis, basketball and baseball. And I even mowed my lawn. Feel so manly. and right now I'm listening to my two femail coworkers discuss the new circumcision technique used on her grandchild....nice. I'm the only male in my office, so.....kind of uncomfortable sometimes. On call today, which means I might end up at the hospital doing suicide intervention and committing someone to the state hospital. kind of fun but mostly boring. anway. talk to you later. are you on facebook?"
OK, 1) spell "femail" properly
2) Why the hell are you talking about circumcision?
3) Why the hell are you talking about suicide? and
4) What woman in their right mind would respond to this guy?!
I showed this email to Kelsey and she summed it up with, "Sports, circumcision, and lawn mowing-- sounds like every girl's dream guy!"
Men, do not send emails like this to a woman unless your goal is to creep them out.
Monday, June 7, 2010
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